judy's domaine of D00M!

FOUND ART

Sat, 17 May 2008 04:00:55 GMT

okei o in my artt kl455, our teacher Mr. banferd tells us what fund art is. liek, i you find a dead skwerl and a t0p hatt and j00 puts the top hat onb the skwerl and j00 calls it MYSTERIOUS BL00D SURPRIZE and then yer mom yells at you 4 ruinink parents nite, thats found object art. SO.

this is my foun peoi0try art

You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
The heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

How high will the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind

You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind

it is a gete comparison how g0ths r liek the native american indian natives bcuz we as peoples r both oppressed and misunderst00d in our greatness FYUCKYEAH!!!!!

IM HAVING A BAD DAY FUKK!

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:55:30 GMT

The Facade Inside Me

I do not understand your ways
I am a restructured construction of destruction
I twist, unending, in a pool of concrete misery
Let us rejoice in the shunning

Castrated, heartless, a shell of a man inside a woman
My heart is made of fragile eggshells, blood, and meat
Do not touch me
I will shake apart

All the walls are coming down
I know nothing, feel everything
Do not entrust me with your soul
I will add it to the mortar of my heart's walls

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:36:34 GMT

Z0MGGGGGGGGGGG I JUS TR3AD NI333TS5E AND STUFF AND LIEK IT INSPIERD EM TOO RITE A PO3M!!1!!!!1

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

The lamplighter is dead, hark, the lamplighter is dead;
The streetlamps, obsolete, cry out for what is past,
Passing, and to come. Impotent as Yeats, whose love bled
Wine-dark ink of thorny pain upon the mast

Of the fair ship of my gothic dreams
That seek, in vein, the Black Pearl shining
Past my black veil's velvet seams,
The labyrinthine thorny pathways intertwining...

The black veil is my consciousness, eroding,
Coughing up my soul upon a barren shore
But I am but another distant star, imploding;
Quoted the Raven, nevermore.

I drank your milkshake. I drank it up.
There is no irrigation upon which my land can feed.
O, exquisite Satan, gratify thyself into my empty cup.
From the moment we are born, we begin to bleed.

FUCK ASS DMAB HELL ASS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:35:37 GMT

breka is over. breka was awes0me!!!!!!! jef! and i had sex0rz liek fiv etimes. and bl00dlust revue is fong SO WELL.! whyt he fucx0rz cant breka go one forever??? fuk!

newayz, were back in sk00l ad im sad bcuz it totally blows and I has to taKE h0MEC this semestre. WHY?!?!???! i AM NOT A CHEF. I am tgeh psyk0tique vampure QU33N. Or at leastz im gonna be a rock star o r work at H0t T0poix if i dont lesarn hwo o play the guitar byteh time i graduate. or the drums??? I dunno., jef! plays electronix bass. so maybe hell teahc me to plays that.

This is a po3m i wrote for the nxt issue RCC says they;ll give Lestat mroe $$$$$s fr Bloodlust Revue if he cna get more RCC stydents to join t, but so far its just me and him and Sioux and Jef! said hed play bass for us but im liek, "duh, st00pid, wtf does that do?? ITS MADE OUT OF PAPER." god hes pretty but dumb. and maybe i hate his explanation point, too.

PENTAGRAM PENTACLE PENTACOST

A sacrifice in the church of dark matter
Hell-bent over a bowl of holy water and dark blood
Castrated, castigated by the fountian of deadly desires

My face is wiped clean of features
Shame replaced my eyes, my nose, my lips
I vomit endlessly behind the plasticized smile

Do not attend the mass
We are all heretics in this congregation
Our guts twined endlessly around each other

Do not bury your dead in our graveyard
Their dark holes shall be voided soon enough
Please turn out the lights in your eye before you go.

PREVUE FOR THE REVUE, LOLOLOLO! its only $2.99 a copy; if ur coning 2 Raynesville in the next week or so PICK UP A FUXXING C0PY!

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:10:52 GMT

of crap i scewed it up befor: amadruadaboleyn I HAD TO LOOK UP HWOT OP SPELL IT LIUKLE EIGHT TIMES. wtf anna for serious.

P.S. I FORGOT:

i went down to rcc with Shadra and Lestata to printy off BLOODLUST REVUE and this guy told me that ,muy poetry was really deep and dark, likethe ocean. THAT IS POETRY RIGHT FDUCKINBG THERE. i wanted to ask him out but he left.

SO

IF YOU ARE TEH HOT GUY FROM THE RCC SOUITH CAMPUS PRINT SHOP WHOW AS THERE LAST TUESDAY AT FIVE AND WEARING A THE KILLERS T-0SHIRT AND BLACK JEANS AND HAD GREEN HAIR, PLEASE COMMENT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or tell lestat and hell give u my num,ber. ok?

DO MY FRIEND A FAVOR

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:01:31 GMT

heyt my little gothliongs!!! plz vote for my lj friend <lj user=amadruadaboleyn> for that lj idol thingy.

i an totally doing that nex time they do it. ive been tihnking about doing all my entrie sin POERTY. how awesome would that shit be?????

i CANNOT WAIT FOR XMAS BREAK. i should be offended by it bcuz im jewinsh, but whatever. NO SK00L! yessssssssssssssssssss1

i has a new boi. he makes me happy. his name was jeff, but i told himt o change it and make it more g0th. he didn't know to what,t ho. we took a poll andf decided since our goup already has an elder/classic both (mew!!!!!) a renessance g0th (sioux) a punk g0th (lestat) and a fetish go0th (callista) that he should be a CYBERPUNK. we didnt know exactly ewhat it means, tho, s we decided maybe its liek goth and punk but with more hardware? i dunno. lestats going to fgind out. anyways, we decided his name should be "jef!" only one f and always an explanaition point. he is SO HOT ladies but BACK OFF HES MINE.

peez owt.

p30try

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:03:35 GMT

The sea of faith, caressing like a girdle furl'd

My supple thighs bespeaks our ashen age,

The valleys and the peaks of our unholy rage

Colliding like tectonic plates move the world

"Wherefore?" I ask our deaf and callow God,

"Whence? Whither?" questions like sunken skipping stones

That gather algae in the ocean of decaying bones

That lives inside my love. My fishing rod

Emerges from her depths, covered in rags

There are no fish; I starve forever more

Reaching for the center of a planet with no core

As her sail inevitably sags

Jesus Christ, too, was a sailor of seas

His golden locks, recalcitrant

Betray his unease, as a coreless apple
Afloat this watery womb of slavery
Sail on, jewfaced ocean baby

But hark! The sea bears forth a marvelous fruit
World weary Eumaeus, chalice o'er flowing
With bacon oil, gelatin, he is breathlessly rowing!
Anoint us! We wail, scalps burnt by the sun,
Hasten thy stroke, the reign of our innocence has begun!

We are the ocean-born, the mutilated dreams of gods
Festering upon the driftwood of untold agonies
And triumphs concomitantly repeating on the open seas;
Impaled on the rusty hooks of ardent fishing rods.

Worms. We are the dead, the slumbering, pious
Servants of a nameless watery overlord,
Nameless but wrathful; fear his sharktooth sword
And psychic death rays! Yet you dare deny us
Our shimmering salts, a hunger from the womb
For that elusive mermaid rock that thrills
Us even as we lack fine motor skills;
We are the ocean babies, rocking in a gentle tomb.

I awake, ripped from my womblike melatonin trance
Upon the coal black shores of your imagining.
Your dead eyes stab me; we gyrate in a manful dance
In the cinders of the tidepool of my being.
You are no ocean baby; you are an ocean man
And I am caught like seaweed in the net you cast
Into my wine-dark sea; the sails upon my mast
Full with your breath, your supple shoulders, tan.

A trimester of bliss passes in our gentle womb
Of sin. Your half-eaten pomagranate lies
Rotting in my heart, the memory of our sighs
That rent the darkness, rocking in a gentle tomb.

I UPDATED

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:10:18 GMT

HEY JERK ASSES I FINALLY CHANGED TH ELAYOUT ON THSI THING CUZ IT L00KED LIKE SHIZNT OLOLOLOL SHIZNIT IS A FUNNY WORD but yeah.

ALSO I HAAS NEW USER PIXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IM GONNA TAG ALL MY P0ERTRY ENTRIES SO U CNA FIND THEM EASIER!!!!

to vcelebrate newness i wrote a poem:

<I>I celebrate the new
for only in the NEW do we find the DEAD
forever forgiven fornothing
I am like ice and nightmist
waiting to melt and fade</i>

Sk00l is goign okay I have ro do 11th grade again bcuz i missed so much last eyar whilst i was DYING in the ARMS of my G0THIX0RZ LOVE except Sioux told me last week that she erad Jimmy is in jail for nbad chex or something. I dont belueve it because SERIOUS;LY CHEX MIX IS SO WASY and why would he go to ail? i mean, he doesnt know any cops. that are real cops and not male stripperz, anyways.

LE SIGH.

DEATH POETRY

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:26:23 GMT

HI FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have had such a woresat day!!!!!!!!!!!!! i went 3 sk00l and there was the cpoisted list fore the poerty cuntest. HAHAHAHA CUNTEST. newayz i had won t last year so i was liek YEAH IM TROTALLY GONNA ROCK THIUS SHIZNIT but when i saw today MY BLACK AND G0THIXC0RZ HEART DID DESPAIR FOR UPON THE C0RKB0RD WAS MY DOOOM! but not in a good way. FUCKING YIANNA PAPANICKOLAS WON THE POETRY CONTEST OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WR0TE LIEK A TREN PAGE POEM ABOUT EHR GRANDMOTHER DYING IN GREECE WTF. okay deth is rly g0th but still!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cam ein secnd and all i got was A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BORDERS WTF HELLO I AM A G-TH I DONT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways ehre is th epoem they put into SECOND PLACE the FUCKERS. LIKE THIS DIDT DESERVE TO WIN. Im sure youll disgaree:

HELLSMOUTH AND DRAGONSBANE

Where did I go?
My lukewarm finger self is unfortunate
Know you now who I am?
There is loneliness in my heart.

You see me shadowlike in the corridor
Fleeting, my dark hair a silken curtain
Would you take me to your castle?
I use my mind to trap you

There is no good in your heart
It s all black
Black like my eyes
Black like my heart
Black like my lips
I know you only as the end times

Think dead in your knowledge
Please, take this dagger and plunge into me
Forget your prior existence
The beginning lies in my demise

ZOMNG I R00L!

ZOMG H8!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 19:33:47 GMT

I AM HVAING SUCH A BAD FUCKIGN DAY

I have my epri0d and usualayy im liek hey yeh bl00d roflmao! but today was the swim meeet and i was all liek, shit. im not bein homesk00led nemore because the sk0-0l claled and they wrre all OH SHES SO SMRAT WE WANTS HER BACK!!!!! and my mom was all WHATEVER L00SERS SHES MY KID AND IM KEEEPING HER HERE and they wrer liek its teh law!@ ok maybe my dad thretasened to takle away the computer and my favoite hasts if i woudlnt g BACK BUT WHATEVEB R FATTIEDS ITS NMONE OF UR BUSINEZ NEWWAYS!!!!!

ARGH FATTIES SUX0R ZOMG

newasys i wrote fifty p0ems in the past week but some im saving for BL00DLUST REVUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u go to raynesville CC u shoudl totally hgrab a copy becuas eIT IS THE G0THIX FUCKING SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK EYAH. lestat totally hit on me after reading the poem im reproducied h3r3 but i wa sliek no wya, you used to date my frend Sioux AND THAT WOULD BE LIKE WANTING SCRUBS IF WE DATED and also his rea,l name is jerry maguire. i swears to satan it reallyis jerry maguire!!!!

but heres my p0em:

I AM THE NIGHT WORM

I am the night worm
Feel the pulse of my cry in your minds!
You cannot exape me
I am the evil genius who lives underground
I am a finger of justice striking your mind!
Have you seen your sphincter?
You lost it in the wake of my fearful demeanor
My presence shall destroy your minds!
Can you understand this, the ensanguined force that threatens to rip your entrails from your hollow filth?
Your flesh shall belong to me me
I shall spit in your mind!
For I am the night worm,
and fear is my kin!

zoimg im awesome

LET DEATH EMBRACE YOU

Let death embrace you
Let it triumph over light
The cold sicjk hand of the grave is winding about your breasts
I feel nothing anymore
As such, I no longe rpine for you
O my dear and deathly lover!
Carry me fast to your watery bed
Let me sink rock-like into your tides
Touch me, and I open for you like an oyster
Giving you headway
To plunder my shell
Where no pearl remains

(ill b honest iw rote that for trystyn back in da d4y after i firts gave him hedd but you kno wut? its still ROCKS)

CAN YOU FEAR THE WAKING NIGHT

Can you fear the waking night?
Do you know the stumbling reaper?
Will you taste the maggots of redemption?
Am I too close to you now?
Where did you come from?
Where is your left eye?
Do elves really exist?
Am I a dolphin?
Did you wash clean of sin?
Is fear your stepbrother?
Think you of dragons?
Do you love the stone and pigeon?
Have you clasped Satan to your heart?
Is sugar a poison?
Did you lose your tongue?
Is that your hand?
Have you any absinthe?
Will you forget me now?

TAHT POEM I TIHNK SI WUT BEING MAD PHAT G0THIX0RZ IS ALL ABOUT BCUZ IT ASKS IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. also i might be a dolphin furry.

TAKE THIS FUCKING POLL:

AM I A DOLPHIN FURRY?

COMMENT AND FUCKING TELL ME!

I HAS FACEB00K

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:32:16 GMT

ADD ME ADD ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I AM SO EXCITED WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE not really.

i had a myspace once buyt it was SO GAY srsly. all these bands tried 2 add me and it krashmed my fucking computer and then skipper got all pist bcuz she had to write a paper 4 physic sor somne shit i was liek HELLOP, PHYSICS IS MATH AND U DONT WRITE PAPERS 4 MATH KLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumb bitch ass h0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neways i dont update much nemoere but FUCK YOU GET YOUR OWN LIVES also thanx for reading!!!!!!!!!! i am tiging a new poem:

<I>Help me understand just why you fall
Help me understand why the world is too small
I have a pocket full of batwings and a head ensnared in lies
I have no friends or family, just a bloody mess of cries
When I walk alone, I do it for myself
Your perfect insignificance in meat upon a shelf
that is my heart</i>

ya sry i kn0 its sh0rt but I HAVE TO TELL YOU I AM NOT A PUNLISHED PEOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lestat calle d me on saturday and saud that his g-thix0rz lyfe magazine, which he publishes at raynesville community k0llej, need ed a wrinter in resident or something liek that. i wa sliek H3LLZ YES!!!!!!!! so the new issue swill be out on tuesday if he can get out of werk at tac0 bell and SUPLY ILL BE LIMITED bcuz we might nolt have enoiugh change to print a lot of copies becaused we has to go to kinkos HWICH IS NO PLACE 4 SUCH AS WE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except i liek that hot printar smell. LOLOLOLOL

i went on a date last nyte. still trying 2 get over jimmy. this new guy was so lame. i let him touch my b00b and he didnt even cry!@!! wt fis that????

ADD ME ON FACEB00K BITCHES.

n3v3rwinterNIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTZZZZZ!!!!

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:33:45 GMT

oksay so i just neverwainter nights and IT FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here are my character stats:

NAME: Lucrece Bl0o0dlust
RACE: 3lvix0rz!!!!!!!!
AGE: i fdorgbot
GENDER: hg0t b1txch!!!!
ALIOGNMENT: CHATIX0RZ EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH BTHAT IS G0TH!!!!!!!!!
JOB THINY: i think im a wizard or sometihng. I WANNA BE A BLACKGUIARD BCUZ MORE EVIL = MORE G0TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i forgot everything erls ebut it dowenst matter cuz i just hit reovmmended because all that character buioding shit is SO FUX9BG BORING. newayz i cant play multiplayer bcuz i stole it off bittorrent but cna anyone crackz0rz i tfor me???? PLZ???????????????????????

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:21:16 GMT

okay so i have not been on here in a whil;e because shit was going DOWN so let me terll j00 what happened:

my mom caught me and jimmy having sex when she came to the store ikb e day to pick me up and she came too early. so she creamed fo rliek fgive billion hours and thern my dad came hbome and he screamed and they sent me to stay with my grandmother who DOENBST HAVE INTERNET.

omg i thght iw as gonna die. it was SO BORING THERE. he rhouse is all creams and pink and shit and she doesn't hacve internet and she wouldnt let me go anywedhere but school and fucking brjdge club. BRUISGE CLUB IS NO PALCE FO RUSCH AS I. god fucjking dammiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i called them last week and cried and pretended i was sorry sdop I coukld come home and now I am back BUT GUESS WHAT I'M NOT FUCKING SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ID DO IT AGAIN IN A RED H0T MINUTE IF JIMMY WAS STILLA RUND but he left town and shit. and now aI have no job.

i swear im goiung back to wimmin!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ut newayz i got an email from trystyn the other day and now he calls himself jake abnd he's dating this malibu barbie fucking whore. I AM SO PIST/. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!1 EVERYTHING IS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that i still lvoe him orf aznything but fuck at least he was INTERRESTING before and now hes lame and hes going to a,w sk00l and im like THAT IS S HELLA LAME.

fucking idfiotn he could ahve been a gothic rock star!!!!! a lawyer???? JESUS WHAT AZ MOR0N!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so now im on teh pr0wl!!!!!!!!!!!!! any h0tt guys out in internet land wanna fuck me/ LOL what s sdilly question i know you do! but for real.

ah well. i am rpetendingh to do soe homewwoerk so im gunna go try to do that,. BYE 4 NOW.

omgwtfBOI111ZZZZ

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 05:08:12 GMT

omg!!!! tyoday jimmy and i ahd ab ig fight!!! we were liek making out in the backroom at the store and im liek ALL WE EVER DO IS SEE EACH 0THER AT TEH ST0R3 and hes all OMG WTF U R PRESSIRNG ME 2 MUCH and im liek SKR00 U L00ZER!!!!!! and s we were MAD!!!!

ohhh i am so pist!! we liek NEVAR do anytghng tobgether!!! i told sioux and shes all well hes married and im liek OMG HE IS SO GONNA LEAVE HIS UGLY ASS HAG WIFE 4 ME!!!!

i have ti all pland out. we will marrfy in a graveyard at the DED of NYT3!!!! i will wear a long black gown that will lookjmliek a shroud except it will be made of PVCX so it will be very g0thix0rz and on my headx I will weraer a hat made of feathers that EXACTLY REPLICXATES ROBERT SMITHS HAIR bcuz teh cure asrem pretty g0thix0rz except for all theiur love songs. BLECH HOW UG0TH/. and jimmy will wear BLAKC BABY ALL BLACK ezxcept a red vampyre cape!!!! we weill get fang implants amnd instead of kissing at teh end of our satanic wixxan ceremonie we will DRAW BLOOD AND SUP FORMER AHC OTHERS NECKS!!!!!!! my bridesmaids will be sioux and katrina and shadra and NOT SKIPPER BCUZ SHE IS A DUMB HO!!! and they will werar these really hawt long lacey red drwesses I saw at h0t t0pix the other day and BIG ASS SH00Z!!!! and w ewill decortae with candles and askullzzz! IT WILL BE THE FEEL G00D G0THIXORZ SENSATION FOR TEH YEAR!!!!

omg i shuld clal him. so what if he has wifes and kids and a struggling business???? I NEED ATENTION 2 DFAMMIT1!!!

I wrote a poem about how mad I am.

You are a waste of bleeding flesh
I am a plain of burning peat
When you tease me with your magic eyes
I feel pain in my very feet

Our love is like a black, black rose
That never spranged at all
And every time you call my name
My spirit starts to fall

You cannot find my tragic eyes
My bloody lips vermilion
I vomit in the cold and dark
You are one in a million.

OMG YAY

faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 00:41:22 GMT

omg jimms married!!!!!!!!! THATS SO H0TTT! OMg omg omgh!!!!!!!!!!

img im so BROEPD!!!

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:24:08 GMT

god i leijk forget this thing exists HELLO ALL YOU FAT UGLY CANADIAN FUCKERS!!! I MNJISSED YOUR SWEET UGFLY GHAM FACES!!! OMFG0THIX0RZ!!!!

okazy s this summer i werked ta jimmy's hatstand in town. it's thsi new used clothing place an dhJIMMY IS S0000 H0TT OMFG!!!!1!!! HE HAS GREEN HAIR AND GREEN EYES AND ONEEWE OF HIS TEETH IS GREEN!!! He said if i wa sodler i could blow him but hes liek fortyeight and im all PISSST! OMG THNX GEORGE W BUSH 4 MSAJKING IT ILLEGAL FOR ME TO HAVE SEZX WITH JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! politics are as000 completely ungtoth.

i wrote a poem about my uinrequited love for jimmy and read it to him and he said it was SOOO GOOD veen tho i thibnk he was in teh bathroom but SCAT IS SEXY OMG SO GOTH TO P00PM ON PPL LOLOL0OL!!!!!!!!!!!1 he si so not 2 ld 4 m33! were liek perfect liek rome0 and juliet bcuz they werwe like forteeen and fift and so THERE SEE EOUR L0V IN OPRDAYNED BY SHAKESPEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skipoper isd alll Judy you neec ot bringn up your SAT sk0r3z! and im liek hor!!!! shes getting fat well actually he rb00bz are just gettikng bigger BUT I BET ITS CAUSE SHES FAT. i cut myaelf yesterday cuz i felt fat butg then I binge and opurged and I FEEL TOTALLY CLEANSED OMG throwing up your food after you eta is such a good idea!!!! god 4 sh00r.

POETYRY!!!!!!!

Wed, 11 May 2005 14:59:18 GMT

well hello LADIES it has been wya 2 long since I wrotye j00 some gh0thix0rz poerrt so ENJOY!!!!

Blacktop

Facedown on the playground
A gun in my hand
Crying on the playground
A gun in my hand
Without you, on the playground
A gun in my hand

I will never be alone, as long as I have my gun
On the payground
I can never have peace, unless I have my gun
On the playground
I am at war with my gun
On the playground

P.S. CANANADFIANS STILL SUCK AND WHATS MOR ETHEY SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!! They speak M00SE!

PS

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:28:33 GMT

CANADIANS FUCKING SUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK U FUCKING FUXXXXX!

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 20:59:41 GMT

omg this skl00l year suxorz I WANT TO NEVEER GO 2 SK00L AGAIN PLZ SATAN GRANT MY DARK DWESIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck yew

so trystyn clale dme the othe r dya and sid he wnats me back becvause I alway sput out and im liek OMG WTF N0 U L00ZER!!!!!!!!!!!!! he sezx he can' get any at Kenyobn bcuz no one undertsnsds his goffix lifestyles WELL I SAY TGAHT IS OO BAD SIR!

let me tlel u what happene cwiwht trystyn:

he and i were going to go to th mal one dya and I forgot to pick up my birth k0ntr0l at Harmon's Drugs so I went down there and he sed hed wait 4 me so i came back and OMNG HE WAS IN SKIPPER'S ROOM!

they said it was because she was showing him how to play everquest BUT I KNOW THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! so IJ kicke dhim out f the house and io wa sliek YOU NEVER COIJME BACK YOU HAVE PIERCED MY BLACKENED SOUL FOREVER and hes like WTF JUDY YOUR SISTERS LIEK GFORUTEENwhich make sit even WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!V so i hacve not seen him sinc ebcuz he is a stupid blood fart.

the good enw sis I HAVE A NEW AND SECRET LOVE nadn I AINT TRLLING YOU WHO IT IS!@!!

Just kidding!

IT'S STEVE FARMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SI THNE CAPTIAN OF THE FOOTBALLTAm! we meet in sekrit and we have HOT SEX but ge says not to tell anyone becaus e thwey won't understand our dakr love. he date slouise in resl life BURT HE SECRETLY LOVES ME! I AM SO HOTT! HE LOVES ME SO MUCH HE DOENS'
T DARE TLEL ANYONE ABOUT US!!! GO ME!

LIEK! OMG!1

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 20:19:50 GMT

I'm listenrning to JOURNEY asright n0w. !!1!!1 Sct3v3 P3rry'z vioce ies beateous.

D0nt stp bealeving! hold on 2 tha fee1l1nga!1!111!11!!!!1!!121@!3

Wh3never I 12ant to cat myself to make the gmapin go awy I lsten to JOURNEY cuz th3 y g1ven me corage to cut myselyt.

OMG0TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 04:47:31 GMT

OMG I AHVE AWAY 4 2 L0NG 0MG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was relasly bus with "dearth of a salsman" at sk00l bcuz its so g0ff 2 have deth iun everhtibng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

newayz Trystyn n I broke pup bcuz hes all douing college and its so stupifd!!!!!! i have done sed it b4 ands ill say it again- I AM WAY 2 SMART 4 K0LL3J MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won a peioptry contest at the local Cioffe Time. HERE IS MNY WINNIN GPOEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cotton Love Finger

No one loves you
Like your tampon
No one else
Is willing to go the distance
No one has
A touch quite like your tampon
No one knows you
As intimately.
Whenever I feel that cotton finger of love,
My heart fills to bursting
I rise form my grave
To embrace my feminine mystery
My flow is like the flow of God
Or Satan
Knives
It flows like the river
Like the sea
Like Harmon's Crick
Down by the Wal-Mart
Off South Avenue
The true beauty of my menstrual power
Can only be appreciated
By my Vampyre love.
Knives.

OPMG ITS SO G00D!!!! IT REALLY EXPFREWSSES MY FMEINIST PRINCIPLES IN A VAGUIELY NONTHREATENING YET EXPOSURE-HEAVY MANNER ALSO I HAD MY PERIOD WHEN I WROTE IT.

newayz Sioux and I decided 2 B lesbians but then "Desperate Housewives" wa on TV MG THAT SHOWS IT SO G0THIX0RZ BCUZ PPL DIE AND AVE SEX AND SOMETIMES TOGETHE RMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also I bouigjht a hat OMG A BIG HAT!

i totlal failed 11th grade bcuz they didn't understand me BUT I AM TEH GODDESS LUCRECE AND THEY SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLzomg1111111111111

OMG!1!!1 LIEK IT READ MYA M!ND!

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 02:19:06 GMT


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wtf?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 05:55:41 GMT

omg some fitl in alassssssssk4 killed he rMOM ON THE RLJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAAHAHAHAH!

if i was gonna kill my mom i certyianly wouldn't rite about it but i w0uldn't kill her neways bcuz otherwise hwo would I get to the mall/>?

trystyb comes home frum k0llej in a couple wereks!!! omfg i have not had teh zs3x0r in liek for4ever. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey you know whats funny how raspberryfool; thinx im so dumb but he always comments on everything I write? AHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE NEEDS A ;LIFE AND IT SURE AS FUC K ISDN'T M33!

omfg i qwant tes s3xxx.

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 01:10:11 GMT

ALL QWIET OHN TEH WESTERN FRONT
Knives of buerning
Pi3rce my esence
Like ytrstylhn on a bender
When eeh throws brokeen bottkles at me
QAnd then we fuck on the table
'and my mojms all like "FUCK YOU JUDYL!!!"
BUT I AM LUCRECE
They will get waht's comging to them
Tehy willl betget bwhats vcoming 2 them
Thy qwill git wats cumming 3 thwem
My evil mantra of painness
Curxes yr ung0thix0rz soul of death
And I am teh kw33n
Cower before med o rdie

ISN;Y TRHAT A FGOOD POEM?!?!!?/ omfg leikek i wroyte this next one about bveing a SATANIΩ0RZ W1XXAN≈ omgh howe did i write an omega?!Q?!?! newedz ikm sorry it yprd ther lastg one all crappy but it waz IMPR0V AND FR33F0RM!!!!!! FYCIN YOIUY FYUCKJ YHOIU AHAHAAH I AM LUVCR3E33C3! ok here:

THE GIRDLE OF THE GOLDEN GODDESS

The altar I have built
Of discarded milk crates
Becomes, once covered, quite grabd
As I chant the words of Satan,
I feel my Wiccan powers grow
He talks to me, and tells me
Of the golden girdle furled
About the shapely man-parts
Of the great and horned god
Oh, mighty Lucifer, hear me!
Bruing to me the power of the unnammed Goddess
SO that I may strike my enemies down
With a thousand flaming curses
As they writhe in flaming fire,
I laugh my Satanic laugh
Flanke don each side by my powerful allies
The Satan, The Goddess, the God,
and ME!

next cums a lov epoem for my ttrystyn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my love
My very very love
My very special love
My very loving love
I love my love
When we have teh sex0rz
I hear the ravens cry
Oh my love\
I feel you in my Zanzibar
My very very love
As the motyh flies to the canyon
So do you
PLung einto me
Dear my angel of darkness and sex,
PLeqase give me your blessed manroot
For to lick
THis jolly eve
Ebntrails
Entwined
Knives

OMFG I AM TEH BESTX0RZ!

OGME!

Thu, 29 Jul 2004 02:33:17 GMT

Trysiatn just bought GOTHIKA on DVD!!!1 Its mea new favcotrne movie!!!!! GO SEE IT!!1

I got fried from Farmers Market cauze I told this lady to shtu up and she told cme she awanted to speake to my manager and I hissed at her. I was wearing my vampuyre fgangs ans she got all freakd out anad my manager came overs and sait that I cant's waear thsope at wotrk cause it's nota professional. So thena I said I was goint to quit really quietly cause I ahted that job!!11 And then the next day I was wear my fangs aain and she caught me so I got fired.!!1 OH HOW LOAME!!!

Mom and Dad got all made at me and are making me throw the gfangs away. But I'm gunna sneak out got the garbage cane and get etm back cause Trystain thingks they're sexy!!!